Story Time

Gather 'round, it's story time.  I was doing my usual chain scanning and got a chat invite from a random dude, Eki Jo.  He must have been cloaked up in our C3, saw me pass by in my Helios, poked some fun.  We talked for a while about his alliance, the EOL null connection, etc.  After I found the connection to his home, a C5 Wolf-Rayet, I decided to reship and poke around for a fight.  Came back with my Ishkur and he proposed an honor 1v1.  Of course I said yes.

He says he doesn't have a suitable ship, so he'll send one of his corp mates.  I wait 160+ km off their hole in the C3 waiting for this mystery challenger, and he (Conquest) comes in with a Garmur.  Well shit.  I say fuck it, I'll give it a try.  Kitey vs. Kitey.  Turns out I was able to kite the hell out of him with some micro-managing, get him down to 1/3 shield, he warps away once, puts a ":P" face in local, I respond with "TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES". Maybe this dude will harden the fuck up because this is THUNDERDOME .  We engage again, I almost break his shields, burn out my hardener and DC, am down to 2 more pastes, and the bitch warps back to hole.  I didn't think my point was necessary due to the THUNDERDOME nature, but I shouldn't have trusted him after he warped away once.  Oh well.

I tell Eki Jo to call him a bitch for me.  For fun, I engage Eki's Arazu, he goes back home, comes back with a polarized gun Brutix and blaps me.

Gained a space friend, and he pretty much invited us to his alliance, which I'll keep in mind.

Aim High,
-Smitty